Grumpy Noodles Press

Zemblanity II: PET Queen

After finding herself at the Turetruce Academy of Battle Magery, Ellen thinks that things will finally start to calm down. However, when a mysterious creature with ties to her past derails her new life, she is sent on a journey of scars and self discovery.

The Second Age of Iron

A collection of short prose in the sword and sworcery [sic] vein—a tribute to the genre revival of the 1970s. The tales of Chak Chel and The Indømitable Jørn are chronicled in these musty pages, the wind in their hair, sweat on their brows, and blood upon their steel. Also there’s one about a wizard.

Zemblanity III: The Virtues of Coffee, Sex and a Better than Expected Breakup Playlist

Having survived the island, things are finally starting to slow down for Ellen. That all changes when she agrees to help the brooding vigilante known as Plague rescue his lover in a high stakes heist, from the very people who wronged Ellen on her last adventure. What even are good decisions?

Zemblanity IV: Moonbeam

After one friend is abducted and another is nearly killed, Ellen tries to solve the mystery surrounding people who are seemingly being replaced by copies of themselves for political gains. Are they magically conjured clones? And who stands to gain from this dastardly plot? Time for some sleuthing.